Dear Children,

I'm just gonna get it out in the open.


There may be a few pictures which may embarrass you when you get older.


Every kid has them and every parent loves them.


Yes, I will use them and hold them against you if needed.


Yes, your friends and girlfriends may see them and laugh at you.


It doesn't mean that I still don't love you.


But sometimes there are........measures......which have to be taken to keep your behavior in line.


Here's just a small taste of what I've got:


(I have more where there aren't so many convenient toys)

(Yes, Nolan that is you on the left.........................wait.....)


Try me.

Love,

Mom